This is terribly nerdy. When I looked at these pictures I took of my cupcakes today, they reminded me of English game-hunters slashing through the jungle, their wives enjoying a garden party, and a rarely-spotted animal seen through the brush in a nature special. (Respectively. I have an overactive imagination.) So, today, I have dorky narrative:

The cupcakes slash through the underbrush: "I say, Philip, where are the wildebeest? I'm quite melting in this heat!"
Their wives, meanwhile, conduct a garden party in a jungle clearing: "Why, Mildred, I love your foil liner. It's so stunning! Where on earth did you get it?"
We have spotted the majestic cupcake in its natural habitat. The cupcake is chocolate to better function in the wild, with coconut buttercream frosting and a ganache drizzling to optimize aerodynamics while evading predators.
(Note: I am fully aware that wildebeest and jungles are not compatible... but 'wildebeest' is just such a great word.)
Coconut Buttercream Frosting
1/4 c. Smart Balance shortening
1/4 c. Soy Garden spread
2 c. confectioner's sugar
1/4 c. soy creamer or soymilk
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2 c. sweetened coconut flakes
Cream the shortening and spread together, beat in sugar, soy creamer and vanilla. Beat in coconut and spread on cupcakes.
My cupcake output may be decreased somewhat for a while; I was just hired at my old library and am finishing up this semester. Hopefully I can still make cupcakes once or more a week. Thanks to everyone that reads this, if you have any particular cupcake suggestions, let me know!